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About the Dominican Republic with humor

HERE ARE THE BEST BEACHES IN THE WORLD

He was in the history of humanity is one incident. During World War II, Dominican Republic declared war on Hitler. President Trujillo announced. Just like that he,probably drunk rum. As drank rum and said, «Hitler Kaput!» Hitler was very surprised and asked his assistant to show him on the map where this small but proud bird with frostbitten head. They show him. Hitler took a pencil and temperamentally poked them into the map. From the Dominican Republic left  just a hole.

— That's all — the Führer said — I won it. More about this  country, he did not remember. Trujillo seems to be the promise to start a war, too, I forgot completely.

In this story — the quintessence of the Dominican national character. Elusively similar to ours. Global Dominican random.

This is common in fact to all Latinos. But Dominicans here  are particularly revealing. From here — the general atmosphere, so to speak, of  the total. It's not even so much the phenomenal natural conditions of the island of Haiti, but in the psychological atmosphere. Here, even if you want, you can not get angry.

The cook for breakfast, frying my eggs, admitted, smiling and exuding flows luxurious five-star-idiomatics:

— Hey, amigo! This is not a life, this is  continuous eggs. All day: eggs, eggs, eggs … egg yolks, whites, shell, damn it! Ugh! How  can you, tourists, eat these eggs! I see them I can not. Well, bon appetit, amigo … happiness, health and success!

I'm not the least bit offended by the chef. It is simply impossible: the man said everything he thinks. Without any desire to hurt and anger. On the right, so to speak, the natural need. «I went in the middle.» Dominican Republic (don`t confuse with the Commonwealth of Dominica!) — Is an island in the style of «bounty». In summer it is 34 ° C, in winter — 31 ° C. Water — respectively — 28 and 25. Here are , the best beaches in the world. This is not a Turkish-Pattaya quarry sand . Type breading dog bone. No. Here  are all the beaches — category «A» ( «A» — for you to know — at least 6 m wide, straight, without restrictions, and several kilometers long).

Dominican beaches — beaches «super-A». For example, 100 m wide and 53 kilometers in length. Something similar is found only in Cuba.  When I was in the Dominican Republic  I had just one problem: I wasn't able to in two weeks on the beach to find a single pebble as a memory. Pure white sand. Sand and sand … so ugly right, even disgusting! ..

 

What to do in Dominican Republic?

At first, Punta Cana — one of the best white sand  beaches. Capital — Santo Domingo — it is, after all, is the first city in Latin America, founded by Columbus. Sin is not a visit. City — a charming, almost entirely made up of multi-colored villas. Thirty-three historic streets. Everywhere the music of merengue. House Son of Columbus. Temple. All such. On  the streets — portraits somehow Besfamilny deputies of the local parliament. «Deputy Miguel.» «Deputy Juan». Something like — «MP Michael», «Deputy Lech». Everything is homemade. Ride around the city can be on the taxi driver-motorcyclist. In the auto-rickshaw. Here it is — the sea. Cheap and  cheerful.

In the Dominican Republic is the tomb of Columbus. Rather, one of the graves. The Spaniards believe that the grave — they have it. Dominicans do not agree with the Spanish. In short, just in case it is necessary to play it safe and go to the Dominican Columbus' tomb. In general, there is nothing more in the sense culture no. It is possible, if not lazy, hit  the road to Santiago. There are, believed to be the most beautiful girls of the Caribbean islands. White. The descendants of the peasants from the Canary Islands. Girls — nothing. However, it is perhaps not culture. It is — about feelings.

Secondly, the nature.

Dominican Republic — a country of 74 thousand caves, 12  climate types, 500 species of plants, jubilant diving, etc., etc. There was  filmed «Jurassic Park»….. Dinosaurs on the island, no, but the Jurassic plants survived. There generally eco rates the weight. For example, green ebony preserved only in the Dominican Republic. Small coffee table in Europe is  around 20 thousand euros. If you have money — good luck.

«Palma Real». Royal Palm. salad made from the trunk of  «Palmyra» (try it). Fruits are to feed the pigs (do not try).

Lakes, caves and mountains. Gullies, river crayfish. If you want — full pants extreme. In one cave lakes, as narrated guide, live  crocodile, reacting only to the smell of chicken. One of the tourists (he saw) stole from the buffet chicken leg specifically for crocodile. I do not have time to get it out of the bag — Gene reacted instantly: surfaced and looked at  us like a ball in the Cracow.

If you are interested in the stones, you can buy:

  • amber (the most expensive one — blue)
  • turquoise («larimar»)
  • black coral

Thirdly, rum, coffee, cocoa, cigars. It is in this sequence. Roma here a lot. From 1 to 20 years of aging. Barcelo Imperial 21, for example — the best in the world. Sidio DE oro — too cool. Extra Viejo- proletarian. Etc. In general, as usual, Barcelo Imperial 21 -.. Me, Extra Viejo  — friends and relatives.The coffee in the Dominican Republic is very good. Island — 4 stamps. Take any, the main thing that has been written on the pack of the word «orgánica» t. E. Non-polluting. But all the coffee here — «organica». As for cocoa — the same thing. For instant coffee Dominicans are  both alcoholics and nonalcoholic beer. Now about cigars. They are made in the Dominican Republic by Cuban license, but quality — above. Decent cigar, like  «Leon Jimenez» — somewhere in the $ 4 a cigar. Something like «Romeo and  Juliet» — 7. This is the best Cuban. Cigar ten extracts Cognac — $ 38 apiece. Here nothing good I can not say because I do not smoke.

Also the Dominican Republic has a Mama Juana. Mamajuana Dominican Republic. This is, to put it euphemistically, tincture for men. What does Juan with his mom — I do not know. I drank a curiosity for the night one hundred grams of this «mom». Nothing special. However, the dream of a cute girl from Punta Cana. They're in my dream with mamajuana smoked cigars, drank Barcelo and, smiling broadly, they said to me: «Amigo, Hitler Kaput!» And it is right.



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